"I'm arguing with a super-intelligent garbage compactor"

Actually, I'd dispute the "super-intelligent" part, but I agree that George Will basically has become the "garbage compactor" - and that's an insult to good trash compressors everywhere! - of political talking heads on ABC, the Washington Post, Newsweek and beyond. In fact, I was thinking, if George Will keeps up his global warming denial, one of these days he might be offered the chairmanship of the Republican Party of Virginia. Heh.