Frozen Yogurt With "Joe the Plumber" in C-Ville, Anyone?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

This looks like, uh, a cupful of frozen yogurt's worth of fun! :)
Remember “Joe The Plumber”? He’s coming to Virginia to support a 5th District Candidate. This article is brought to you by the “We Can’t Make This Crap Up” Department.

Joseph Wurzelbacher is coming to Arch’s Frozen Yogurt in Charlottesville on Friday to help raise money for Laurence Verga. You can attend the reception for only $25 (!). But you want a “private signed photo session”, don’t you? Well, you’re in luck, folks! That’s all yours for the Low $ale of the Century price of just $50!


It would be a cold day in hell before I’d head to this fundraiser. But come to think of it, being in a frozen yogurt shop with Joe the Plumber in Charlottesville in the middle of January probably would be an apt description of a cold day in hell.
Hahahahaha, this definitely falls into the "can't make this crap up" department. For even more hilarity, how about some of the things ol' Sam Wurzelbacher has said? Like, "I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting." Or, like, "I wouldn't have [openly gay people] anywhere near my children." Or, how about when he said that he would "beat the livin' tar out of [people like Nancy Pelosi]?" Or how about when he agreed that "a vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Israel?" Or that Social Security is a "joke?" On and on it goes, where the insanity stops, nobody knows. Except perhaps for Laurence Verga, who proudly admits that he is "very, very conservative" and "not trying to be middle-of-the-road at all." Sounds to me like Mr. Verga and Mr. The Plumber are going to greatly enjoy their frozen yogurts together. But not in a "queer" way, of course. Heh.

P.S. Possible yogurt choices for Mr. The Plumber include: Fluffer Nutter, Tree Hugger (well, maybe not), Nutty Buddy, and of course "Ridiculous."