To read the speech by President Obama that right-wingnut parents dread their children might hear, click here. It contains craaaazy stuff like (begin snark/assume character of right-wingnut dittohead Glenn Beck fan):*Socialist stuff like how Obama's own mother "decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday – at 4:30 in the morning." (Yeah, but that was in Indonesia, and there are Muslims or Arabs or something there, and that's BAD!)
*Commie crap like how important it is that students "show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed." (You mean show up to those godless schools where they teach our children evils like evolution?)
*Community organizer mumbo jumbo like "the responsibility each of you has for your education" and "the responsibility you have to yourself." (Stop hiding and just say it, "Socialism Socialism Socialism!")
*Liberal touchy-feely garbage about how "Every single one of you has something to offer," how "being successful is hard," how you need to "really work at it" but how "I know you can do it." (And if you don't, Big Brother Obama will send you off to national service, Americorps, ACORN or something)
*Radical rantings about gaining the knowledge and skills to "cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment." (See, I told you, he mentioned AIDS! That's mainly gay people! He's indoctrinating my kid to be gay - aiyeeeeee!)
*Dissing on America by saying that we're people "who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best." (So, what are you trying to say here anyway? I'm sure there's a secret message here, let me tune in to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, find out what it is and get back to you)
*And finally, a clever atheistic, crypto-Muslim message camouflaged in the words, "God bless you, and God bless America." (Wait, didn't Jeremiah Wright say "God DAMN America?")
In sum: clever guy, that Barack Obama. Now I can finally understand why those right-wing parents didn't want their kids being exposed to this stuff. It's downright dangerous! (end snark/impersonation of right-wingnut dittohead Glenn Beck fan)
