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ACORN Is Truly Evil

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Courtesy of #acornfacts, I bet you never knew that...

*"ACORN took the prizes out of Cracker Jack."
*"ACORN burned down the orphanage in Little House on the Prairie"
*"ACORN made #Oprah quit her TV show"
*"ACORN cost Charlie Brown the election for class president."
*"ACORN shot Mr. Burns"
*"ACORN makes baby Jesus cry"
*"ACORN burned down the orphanage in Little House on the Prairie"
*"ACORN was your best buddy in college until he took your little sister's virginity"
*"ACORN is hiding Bin Laden."
*"ACORN killed James T. Kirk"
*"ACORN doesn't wash its hands after taking a leak."
*"Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? ACORN does! ACORN does!"

Yes, ACORN is truly evil. Now, back to Virginia politics! :)