You know how Republicans like to criticize the Democrats' health care reform bill on the oh-so-substantive grounds that it's "so long?" Well, all I have to say to that is...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That's right, it only took 68 more words for Democrats to reform the nation's enormous, complex health care system as it took a Republican (Don Young of Alaska) to write the bill containing the infamous "Bridge to Nowhere!" Amazing.