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MSM: Your New Health Insurance Reform Instructions

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

TO: The Media
FROM: Your GOP overlords
SUBJ: Health insurance reform.

MEMO
Your storylines will shift today from "but we don't have any details!" to "but it's so complicated and hard for us to understand that we should be paralyzed into inaction!"

That is all.

No, wait.

Also, refer to President Obama calling Kanye West a jackass as a "controversy" even though absolutely no one on the planet objects to this.