Caption Contest: Former Del. Joe Morrissey Plays Dress Up

A few comments so far:‏@LVozzella - "Is this an admission of paternity or just Joe Morrissey playing dress up?" @LVozzella - "And the woman in the portrait? Is she the spurned lover/hacker?" @MarcusSimon - "there is a lot happening in that photo. Just when you thought that saga couldn't get any weirder" @TravisFain - "I am without words, because they are unnecessary." @slday29 - "That's a teaser to the next season of his reality show." Feel free to add your comments/captions in the comments section. Personally, I'm kinda speechless at the moment.